that movie that came out today

i don’t remember the title really… but it has that guy from harry potter and that girl from adventureland and panic room or something?

anyway.. i heard it was pretty good.

but i don’t know for sure. i didn’t stand in 28 degree weather for 2 hours in order to get a good seat.

so yeah. i don’t really plan on seeing it. or anything.

i mean.. who would even WANT to see this movie?

minivans

i feel kinda bad for mini vans.

why?

because no one truly wants to drive one.

no one ever says: “wow! i can’t wait to have kids so that i can drive a minivan.”

people DO say: “i will never drive a minivan” though.

i feel like people who drive vans had no other choice.

do i feel bad enough for minivans to drive a minivan when i’m older?

no.

public bathrooms pt 2

as i have said before… i HATE public bathrooms.

i said it here on may 5.

on tuesday i realized that i need to add something else to the list:

• talking on the phone while you are in a public bathroom. i don’t care if you are in a stall or out washing your hands. stop talking on the phone. it is weird. i already feel weird enough that you get to hear what i’m doing….but to have the person on the phone hear what i’m doing too? it’s too much. and it’s even more weird that i have to listen to your one sided conversation. just STOP. there is no way it is sanitary.

oooh mario

mario lopez has really hit a new low.

his newest adventure features him as the voice of a dog.

what i gathered from the preview is that it is just like home alone… (1, 2 and 3) but not as good. and it has mario lopez in it. which makes me throw up.

i mean… shouldn’t he just stick to america’s best dance crew?

if you want people to talk about you…

then wear your hair just like this. a mohawk + long hair

today i walked behind a girl and her hair looked like this. every single person that she passed starred at her.. and then talked about her hair for about fifteen seconds. they said things like:

• i can understand a mohawk.. but a mohawk.. and then long hair?
• why is her hair like that?
• i wonder how much gel she uses
• was that a mistake?

in n out

it's official. it's here in provo (well i guess orem)... too bad you won't be in or out very quick because the line is 3 miles long.

one day

i repeat. one. freaking. day.

i mean… what? what’s twilight? who are these people? did i post a wrong link? it was supposed to be a picture of a college algebra book… because i get to go to that class tomorrow.

i haven’t talked about gaga for a while..

lady gaga is smart. see. she wears glasses.

“For me, art is a lie, and the artists are there to create lies we kill when we make it true. Art is life, life is art — the question is what came first?”

–Lady Gaga

I couldn’t have said this better myself. I mean… look at that quote. It is incredible.

(i hope you know that i am being sarcastic right now…)

bon iver

pronounced boʊniˈvɛr/^[3]

perfect studying/laying around music.

perfect cold weather music.

therefore… bon iver is perfect for today.

sooo lyke

i got an email from school the other day… it said this:

“UVU Police has recently received two reports of groping incidents in the library. Reports of similar activity have recently surfaced on other area campuses as well. UVU employees and students are urged to be alert and aware of their surroundings and follow regular safety precautions like traveling in pairs and not studying in a location remote from other students or employees. Please report any incidents immediately to UVU Police at 801-863-5555.”

……classy UVU. soooo classy.

looks like i gotta go to the library to get some action in this town.